Tuesday, March 16, 2021

Remote Mondays, Your Days Are Numbered #SOL21

I took inspiration from other slices and Kobe Bryant's Farewell to Basketball poem, which I used as a mentor text for a writing assignment I did with my 8th-graders earlier this year.  I am looking forward to the end of remote Mondays, so I am writing a farewell poem.

Remote Mondays, 
your days are numbered.
While I enjoy the solitude
of the quiet hallways,
I miss the masked faces
of my students and other teachers.

The extra half hour of prep time
is helpful as I ease
into a new week of hybrid teaching,
but I'm tired of overthinking lessons
and ways to keep students engaged on Zoom,
trying to pry them out of bed
and away from video games, YouTube, Netflix.
I just can't compete.

Some come to school
the next day lost,
having forgotten or perhaps
never having seen or heard 
the remote lesson.

Black screens,
half heads, 
kids in beds or eating breakfast,
and rooms, but no bodies
are simply depressing.

Oh, how I hate wondering 
if the students are on the other 
virtual end, and yes, 
I suspect that some have disappeared
to some other place.  

Oh, how it hurts, literally.
Numb butt from sitting
for hours.
Eyes that can't focus 
after staring at the screen 
for hours.
Backache from lack of movement
or standing in one place
for hours.

Remote Mondays,
I can't wait to walk away
from you.
4 more dreaded Mondays
to go!

I am excited to be participating in the Two Writing Teachers March Slice of Life Challenge.






5 comments:

  1. I love this format, and you did a great job of capturing so many of the frustrating parts of remote teaching. Happy countdown!

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  2. Fantastic idea for a farewell poem! I feel your pain with this stanza in particular,

    Black screens,
    half heads,
    kids in beds or eating breakfast,
    and rooms, but no bodies
    are simply depressing.

    It has been a long, hard, sad year. Here's to saying farewell!!

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  3. Yes to all of this, as half of our students are learning remotely, the older elementary students harder to engage than the younger. I miss the days of easily achieving 11K steps moving about the library. You've captured this sentiment well.

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  4. Well said - It has been a hard year for all. It will be nice to get back to face to face teaching. Good Luck with having them all back with you in class.

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  5. I love the Kobe Bryant's poem. Your farewell is perfect. Only four more!

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